Archive for February, 2005

JFK Says Hello!

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005

Ok, I lied… the airport can’t talk. Maybe by the end of my layover (4 hours) it will be, but right now it’s silent.

The momentous 39 minute flight from Reagan National to JFK was… uh… well, it happened. Those little planes are cramped, but I had a window seat so the two cancelled out. Windows are good.

Anyway, not a whole lot to say but I figured it’d be fun to send in an update from somewhere else in the world.

By the way, if you’re flying and tempted to bring food (oh, let’s say McDonalds) onto the plane. Please, for the love of all that is holy and good in this world, don’t. Do you know how small an airplane is? Do you realize how confined? Seriously, not everyone just drools over the possibility of smelling your greasy fast food.

[Update at 4:44 PM EST]
Now I’m scheduled to leave from gate 40E. Those tricky bastards. They made me move 50 ft. Hopefully boarding will be "soon", like in 30 minutes or so.

[Update at 5:00 PM EST]
Here’s where I am.
Google Map of JFK Airport location

HOLY COLD, BATMAN!

Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005

Ok, for those people who like to take cold showers; you’re out of your mind.

I had no hot water this morning, making the shower more like pouring the water out of the Brita pitcher in my refrigerator. NOT FUN.

Winging It ?Ǭª Dashboard Options

Sunday, February 20th, 2005

Winging It ?Ǭª Dashboard Options

I’ve updated the plugin to version 1.1. It handles another RSS feed that I didn’t notice the first time and adds an option to display a custom message on the Dashboard.

Me Thinks?: How fast can you say

Friday, February 18th, 2005

Me Thinks?: How fast can you say “Anorexia and bulimia rates skyrocket in American schools”?

Holy crap that’s stupid. Adding BMI to a report card? What?! Can they think of nothing better to spend time and effort on? If you want people to be cognizant of their health, pointing out all the ways in which they aren’t doing well will not make things better. It will make it worse.

Furthermore, where does a school (any school, public or private) come up with the idea that this is within its jurisdiction. *knock knock* ACLU, where are you?

Woot!

Friday, February 18th, 2005

Hey all, I got a really great birthday "gift" yesterday at the end of the day.

I got a promotion! Woot!

WordPress - Dashboard Options

Friday, February 18th, 2005

Winging It - Dashboard Options

For those of you who use WordPress and have upgraded to version 1.5, I’ve written a plugin to enable and disable the two rss-feed portions of the dashboard.

Everyone’s Doing It…

Thursday, February 17th, 2005

Fat Kid Singing

I didn’t title the thing, there’s no real name so that’s what it’s going by on the ‘net.

It amuses me, and was pointed out by a friend of mine last night. What makes this more amusing is that it made MSNBC today (and apparently some morning show - ABC?).

[Edit]
I wasn’t clear about it making MSNBC. It made real, live (well "live") TV MSNBC.

Linked to from ‘How to Destroy the Earth’

Thursday, February 17th, 2005

Peter’s Evil Overlord List

Some of you may have read this when you reached the bottom of the How to Destroy the Earth page, but if not, check it out. It’s worth it.

Engine Upgrade

Wednesday, February 16th, 2005

Bear with me as I upgrade from WordPress 1.2 to 1.5.

I’ve customized quite a number of little bits and pieces, so some things might not work quite as expected at first.

One definite thing you’ll notice is that the first time you leave a comment (after this upgrade), it won’t appear until I approve it. After that, they should automatically appear.

Unfortunately, I don’t think it will take long for the comment spammers to catch on to this and load the comments section to find a previously accepted commenter.

Guess time will tell.

[Edit]
Looks like most things are working as they should now, including some improvements I’ve made to my, erm, previous tweaks for 1.2.

My biggest challenge will probably be figuring out how to hide categories again. Actually, maybe there’s a better way. Whatever. It’s time to sleep.

Stupid Woodrow Wilson Bridge

Wednesday, February 16th, 2005

Woodrow Wilson Bridge Project

I tire of it [the bridge] causing backups and delays, especially since the construction to fix that problem is currently making the problem worse.

Where is affordable, useful mass-transit? I live 5 miles from work and it takes me at least half an hour to get there these days (for awhile I was doing better at about 20 minutes) and it could easily be getting worse (everyone thank the project again). I’d love to take the bus or metro if it we [DC metro area] did mass-transit right. Of course, we don’t. The actual metro (subway for thsoe not from around here) is far more expensive to take for me than the drive. That doesn’t make any sense to me at all.

Here are the problems as I see ‘em:

  1. Public Transit Capacity
    The system doesn’t have the physical capacity to carry enough people to make a dent in the car-based commute.
  2. Cost
    Because the capacity doesn’t exist, prices are high. This does two things: 1) discourage users (thus staying within capacity) and 2) helping to defray the cost some due to having too few users.
  3. Parking
    Or the "pre-commute" commute. Let’s face it, commuting to get to the train presents many of the same problems, just at outlying way-stations.

So how would I fix it? I’d make it cost-effective for the city/district to run effecient mass-transit PLUS I’d make it cost-effective for the commuters and convenient. "Ok," I hear you say, "but how?"

Honestly, I’m not entirely sure, but here are the things I’ve considered:

  1. Drastically decrease the reasons to drive to work or to the train (convenience and comfort are two of the big ones, I think) by increasing the number of buses and bus stops and the staff to keep them clean. Using the transit system cannot be a "miss one bus/train and you’re going to be late" type of affair and the walking distance to the bus must be modest.
  2. Partion the roads so that in multi-lane roads, one lane is reserved for buses (maybe only during rush hours?). Make the fines huge for being in them with a personal vehicle during any restricted hours.
  3. Pay for the additional buses and staff by reducing the road maintenance budget. With fewer individual cars using the roads all the time, the roads will last a lot longer and you won’t have to increase the road capacity.
  4. Increase the metro capacity and drastically reduce the price to use it. It must be cheaper than driving in to be effective. Again, I bet the cost for this could be made up through cuts to the road budgets. Roads get a LOT of money and it wouldn’t be needed if less people used them all day, every day.
  5. Only after the public transit capacity has been raised, apply "stop and think about it" sized tolls/fines/taxes to rush hour driving on major roads (such as the DC beltway and other major "arteries") in personal vehicles; offer discounts based on ride-sharing that increase with the number of people. It would be nice if it were non-linear, meaning that the discount for taking each extra person grows (so, like $10 for 1 passenger, $25 for 2, etc.). There’s no need to penalize cargo/freight vehicles or mass transit vehicles (e.g. buses) and some people are going to have to drive in no matter what changes are made, so try and convince them to share that ride.

If buses could be made comfortable for the people riding (cleanliness would be the #1 request, I think, followed by room), there were enough of them, and they made enough stops, then I think they could be a big help. As it is, if you take the bus you’re stuck with the same abysmal wait in traffic on a loud machine that may be dirty, crowded and noisey. Why would you want to take that?!

How about this, put wifi access on the buses so that business people can connect to the ‘net while commuting. Maybe bring back the trolley.

Anyway, just some rambling thoughts about the sucky nature of mass-transit.