Ok, so I didn’t really know the woman in the car in front of me, but I saw her yesterday. And true to form, she made that left without a turn signal again.
To be honest, I don’t know that she was a she. In fact, she might have been a he with very "feminine" hair and motherly behavior. For the sake of argument, lets assume she was a she and not a he.
Yesterday she was, apparently, teaching a child to count because she kept sticking up her hand and then raising all 5 of her fingers (or for you purists, 4 fingers and 1 thumb) in sequence. And shaking and wiggling them, perhaps for dramatic effect. Do you know how many times you can count to 5 during ten minutes of bumper-to-bumper, slow traffic? Neither do I, but I’m fairly sure that "a lot", "too many" and "please stop" are front-runners.
I was sorely tempted to begin holding up my hand and raising my fingers in sequence.